Frogs Today righteous dude
I stepped into the blazing Saturday morning sun with only one thing on my mind. Revenge.
Well, actually two things. Where the hell was Jerf?
I had been texting him since sunrise.
Finally, a familiar chime signaled an unfamiliar message.
“Dude, I’m clean and sober!”
Luckily, this just meant he was showered and headed to the liquor store.